what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
plot twist: benedict steals all the oscars and sets the academy on fire
and also does the motion capture
there is absolutely nothing cute or beautiful about being unable to regulate your emotions and crying in a therapist’s office and hurting yourself on the outside to control what’s on the inside it doesnt matter how flowery you write it or how many line breaks there are it’s not beautiful
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”